The Do's and Don'ts of Dating Mark Hamill

I actually compiled this list myself back when he had just finished filming for Return of the Jedi. I mean, we were tight back then. We totally had seven invisible children and two imaginary lab puppies. But it was not to be. I made the mistake of moving him from the beach. All I wanted was a little picket fence house in suburbia, but nooooooooooooooooo...sigh. We aren't on speaking terms anymore. It was probably for the best though...he was breaking some statutory laws I'm sure...seeing as I wasn't born yet.