Back to School Star Wars Tees

io9 has our back, T-shirt-wise. You may have been worried because all your Star Wars shirts are like, a year old already. How ew. Well, panic no more! The link above will be the one-stop solution to all your anxiety. Back to school shopping: done.

Iron Giant Tat

As inspiring as a good cartoon may be, you gotta admire anyone who is willing to get images and/or quotes from these shows permanently inscribed on their bodies. This one, which I'm having a hard time figuring out what body part that is, is highly inspirational. Remember, next time you go all killer-robot, you can choose not to shoot that kid who is the only friend you have in the world. Oh, and guns are bad because they kill people. Damn those guns, running around murdering. I knew we never should have built them legs or given them the choice between good and evil.

Sexual Personality may lead to infidelity?

According to an article by Huffington Post, cheating once again leads back to sex. Although either gender was just as likely to be unfaithful in a monogamous relationship, the reasons why vary. For the ladies, it's more about feeling unsatisfied by their partner, meanwhile men who were easily aroused or had some "performance anxiety" were more likely to cheat whether or not the sex was good in their relationship.

Solution: date a man uninterested in sex or date a woman who is easily amused and doesn't get bored. Sounds like a romance movie from the 1800's. But with a lot less female fainting.

Deux Ex: Human Revolution looks like a movie

For an exciting, yet unfortunately live-action trailer of the game, click here.

I have to admit, the setting of the game sounds very well developed. Plus, I'm a sucker for any robots-are-taking-over kind of story. From other trailers for the game, I haven't been as impressed. Time will tell, I suppose.

BIG BANG BIG BOOM: Wall painted animation by BLU

Don't root for the little guy in this video. You'll only get hurt. This is a pretty mind-blowing video from blu . All I can say is, someone has a lot of time on their hands. And I'm jealous.

Awesome Tees: Boba Graffiti and Alien Restrooms

Geeksaresexy.net has come out with two awesome shirts you should see (the above being my personal favorite). Don't believe me? Rude. Well, here's the link anyway. Don't say I never did nuthin' for yuh.

The Only Lovin' Voldemort Gets

It seemed this long in the theater, even though I know it wasn't. Everyone else in the courtyard is thanking Dumbledore (or other various gods) that the worst fate they had to deal with that day was a painful death. I wonder if wizards can use obliviate on themselves? If not, I've never seen so many people in need of the Men in Black's help...

Team Longbottom

First, we had to put up with all the little girls running around with Twilight merch emblazoned across their chests, and now it seems they've discovered the underdog of Harry Potter can pwn snakes with a giant sword. Somehow, I can't help but think this cult following springs not from the near-squib's heroic stand against the boss of the wizarding world, but rather, from the fact that all the other central protagonists have little to no sex appeal. So, remember men, surround yourself with people uglier than you, and if that still doesn't get you any game, pick up a shiny sword and kill things.
If gushed with pride when Neville kicked ass, you can get the shirt  here .

I know what I want for Christmas...

 

And here I thought my Christmas list ended with the ol' Captain's Bathrobe. I guess this is one more reason to buy chestnuts this December.

Magnetic Makeup Holder

Ever wondered what to do with all the makeup sitting on your counter every morning or in your bathroom cabinet? One word: magnets. Time to stick those suckers to the wall. And it looks so artsy too!

Learn how here.