Star Trek Wallets

WANT. Five more of these in all their epicness from Neatoshop

Best. Engagement. Pictures. EVER

These people are the kind that you WANT to go to their wedding. No doubt there will be cookies and Stormtroopers there, intermingled with the typical crap you find at weddings. All I know is, I see people like this getting married, and I have hope that mankind may yet survive the coming apocalypse.
See what I'm talking about after the jump.

Robots Galore

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Some awesome artwork from Richard Sargent (Hopewell Studios). Can you find WALL-E?

Pimp My Light Cycle (Please)

You've seen Tron. Maybe you enjoyed it. Maybe you hated it. Maybe you thought the original was way better and you swore never to see it again even if you had to glue your eyelids shut. Even then, you have to admit this ride from Hammacher Schlemmer looks pretty freaking sweet. Imagine the babes you'd get with this thing. I bet you'd get thousands of hunky nerds knocking down your door too. Either way, if you go cruising the city with this bad boy under you, you've got undeniable style. Not to mention lots of money to burn, because $55,000 is a lot of cash.

Star Trek Quilts

The Alligator Bride (from Etsy) just made my week. Quilts, quilts for everyone! Even trekkies (ok, ok, trekkers too...). To be honest, I've never thought of being swathed in the face of Kirk (and really, I'd be scared what he'd do to me in my sleep), and I bet that's why The Alligator Bride probably decided to skip the good captain and just make quilts with the faces of Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, Bones, and Nurse Chapel. There's also a pretty epic Cloaked Bird of Prey on one quilt (yes, you can still see it. It's not just a bunch of stars) which I admit is pretty clever.

You don't steal Pikachu. You just DON'T.

Gee, did they think they were going to get away with that sort of copyright infringement? Ube City has a new eco-mascot, and it looks on heckuva lot like that ever-cuddly, thunderbolt-tailed icon we all (well, not all of us...but if you want to fit in with the younguns, just agree with me here) grew up with. Just take a look at the plushy below.
More pics after the jump.

Want Me Some of That Ewok-kabob

It is truly sad that Darthie only camps alone...

Tron Vader: Pic

Epic WIN.

I'm not sure what it means: Confetti Death

Typoe, a graffiti artist from Miami, has made something epic. I always imagined this is what a skull would look like if it threw up and I was on whatever Dumbo drank. For more info and more pics, take a look at the article from Two Four Flinching.

Terrifying Robot Takeover: Google Cars

Didn't ANYONE watch all those robot apocalypse movies over the years? Well, I did, and I can just tell ya: this is how it starts. First they're in our search engines learning about us through cookies, then they're in our phones learning how we type, then they're in our cars watching where we go and what we do in the car, next thing you know, they're in bed with us. Well, that is, if you don't already sleep with you phone wrapped in your hand's embrace. Who knows, you may have already done it with your phone. Don't think I don't know about those "sensual massage" apps. I just hope you stuck a condom on that thing. Phones are whores. That vibrating app hasn't helped just you, buddy, and it's not like your phone wouldn't go there for anyone. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah. Our phones are aliens that are studying us just so they can take over one day. There, I said it. You've been warned.
Anyway, if you also would get down and dirty with a robot and welcome our imminent sexy robot masters, watch the new Google Robocar race some hostages around a track in the above video.