Teenage Mutant Ninja...Watermelons?

The X-Men Bathroom (pic)

I hope this becomes the standard for bathroom signs everywhere.

Blame the Parents (pic)

Via Geeks Are Sexy

The Explanation Behind Obi-Wan's New Call

 I'm back, kids. Yeah, yeah, you missed me SO much, I know. I can tell. The love is just radiating right through my browser. Hm, that might just be some form of deadly radiation, actually. Well, I'll believe it's love.

Anyway, I thought I'd share this piece of art. This video gave me high hopes of being totally entertained when the Blu-ray comes out, because hell, this is LMFAO hilarious, and I'm sure the millions of youtube comedians out there will continue to crank these out for years to come.

Anyway, if you're really bored and want to hear me complain/talk about all the cool stuff I was IN THE MIDDLE OF POSTING when the blackout killed my beloved computer (RIP, Barbarous Roman the Third), go to the jump.

Finally, a Ninja Academy!

The reason the writing on the sign is slanted is, and I will take the high ground on this, the ninja that wrote it must have been running really really fast by it while writing it. Either that or he/she was hanging upside down while writing it. And we all know how hard it is to write like that. 

NASA's Picture of the Day: In the Shadow of Saturn

(Via APOD NASA) Image credit: Cassini Imaging Team, SSI, JPL, ESA, NASA

I don't care what your favorite planet is, or if you never watched Star Trek and developed a fascination for astronomy (actually, I do care. In fact, I'm crying a little inside for you), or if you don't even know what SETI stands for, but this picture is just amazing. This was taken by the robotic Cassini Spacecraft while in the shadow of Saturn. More info after the jump.

Virgin Zoidberg Tat

(Via Reddit)

No words. Just a moment of silence...and the lingering thought...will he/she regret this tattoo 30 years from now when the show is but a distant memory?

R2D2 Helmet

Jenn Hall and R2 embark on a scooter ride through the city.

If R2 can lock down the stabilizers on your X-wing and help you take down the death star, then he seems like the obvious choice for keeping your brain safely secured in your skull during a perilous bike/scooter/other-wheeled ride. Jen Hall of Blogspot created this epic piece of safety headwear. Check out her page to see how it's done and how to make one yourself.

BF3, SQUIRT!

This might be my most anticipated game since BF:BC2 came out, and the Frostbite 2 engine looks AMAZING!

Zelda Cosplay: Akuriko is the Best I've Ever Seen

Akuriko, Via Geeks are Sexy

Brilliant Cosplay. Words can't even do it justice. Check out more pics here.

Tron Bike for Tiny Geeks

Last week we saw the pimp Light Cycle for big kids, and now it seems the real kids can be badass too! This little bike for tykes is supposed to help kids learn how to master having only two wheels, using a method I assume consists mainly of being awesome. This is just a prototype, but I'm hoping it becomes a reality. Do I have kids? Nah, and even if I did, I'm riding this one seeing as the grown-up version is out of my price range for sure. Not to mention this bike's required skill level seems right up my alley.

Check out the Trek Light Cycle Push Bike here.

Star Trek Wallets

WANT. Five more of these in all their epicness from Neatoshop

Best. Engagement. Pictures. EVER

These people are the kind that you WANT to go to their wedding. No doubt there will be cookies and Stormtroopers there, intermingled with the typical crap you find at weddings. All I know is, I see people like this getting married, and I have hope that mankind may yet survive the coming apocalypse.
See what I'm talking about after the jump.

Robots Galore

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Some awesome artwork from Richard Sargent (Hopewell Studios). Can you find WALL-E?

Pimp My Light Cycle (Please)

You've seen Tron. Maybe you enjoyed it. Maybe you hated it. Maybe you thought the original was way better and you swore never to see it again even if you had to glue your eyelids shut. Even then, you have to admit this ride from Hammacher Schlemmer looks pretty freaking sweet. Imagine the babes you'd get with this thing. I bet you'd get thousands of hunky nerds knocking down your door too. Either way, if you go cruising the city with this bad boy under you, you've got undeniable style. Not to mention lots of money to burn, because $55,000 is a lot of cash.

Star Trek Quilts

The Alligator Bride (from Etsy) just made my week. Quilts, quilts for everyone! Even trekkies (ok, ok, trekkers too...). To be honest, I've never thought of being swathed in the face of Kirk (and really, I'd be scared what he'd do to me in my sleep), and I bet that's why The Alligator Bride probably decided to skip the good captain and just make quilts with the faces of Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, Bones, and Nurse Chapel. There's also a pretty epic Cloaked Bird of Prey on one quilt (yes, you can still see it. It's not just a bunch of stars) which I admit is pretty clever.

You don't steal Pikachu. You just DON'T.

Gee, did they think they were going to get away with that sort of copyright infringement? Ube City has a new eco-mascot, and it looks on heckuva lot like that ever-cuddly, thunderbolt-tailed icon we all (well, not all of us...but if you want to fit in with the younguns, just agree with me here) grew up with. Just take a look at the plushy below.
More pics after the jump.

Want Me Some of That Ewok-kabob

It is truly sad that Darthie only camps alone...

I'm not sure what it means: Confetti Death

Typoe, a graffiti artist from Miami, has made something epic. I always imagined this is what a skull would look like if it threw up and I was on whatever Dumbo drank. For more info and more pics, take a look at the article from Two Four Flinching.

Pic: Emergency Door

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