Since the day I received a flying ninja kick to the mouth by a Luchador, I had wanted this. Mostly because the kick split my lip and I ended up putting real spam on it, SOOO MUCH SALT IN SUCH A BIG CUT!
This may be the 1,935,783 best invention in the world! Just below bacon flavored chapstick, mechanical pen gun, and fake dog testicles. Thanks to the peeps at ThinkGeek now all your dreams can come true too! For a low low price of $2.99 you can pick one of these up!
Next I hope they come out with Vodka scented, that way when I go to the bar to play darts, people will think I have been drinking. DART SHARK!
Images and products are from ThinkGeek.
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