Kirk and Spock: Mr. Salt 'n' Pepper

Neatoshop has once again brought the gods of sci-fi to your kitchen, this time in the shape of little men to hold your salt and pepper. Now really, if they wanted to do this right, the salt should be inside a figurine shaped like that creature Nancy turns into in The Man Trap. Now that would be cool. It wouldn't make much sense, but it would be cool. I mean, what creature dispenses the food it's eaten willingly so someone else can eat it? Well, maybe mother birds...but that just makes the salt shaker gross. Hm, alright, maybe it IS better to have Spock and Kirk have this one. I wonder if they have a McCoy cocktail shaker...