Happy International Bacon Day!

Yes, the day we've all been waiting for. Well, maybe all of you geeks out there. Sadly, I wasn't even aware of today's significance, and I am all out of bacon in my home. I thought of throwing some spam into a frying pan, but it just seemed a bit pathetic. So, to all you carnivorous bacon-crunchers, sizzle some extra portions of greasy goodness for Techie G, and enjoy!