I'd go with a Full Bladder

8,957 people 175,141 water balloons. I hate being wet, for me, it is like being woken up by being punched in the face by a gorilla. You wouldn't catch me here if my life depended on it.

Skrillex Looks Like Corey Feldman...

Not sure how many of our readers are a liking the dubstepping but, this video by Skrillex sure takes the cake for freaky ish (radio edit).