It's time to see all the styles Mr. Fashion-bat has gone through trying to intimidate the baddies. I'm not sure what he was going for with the brightest of these, but maybe he was getting jealous of the villains' wide array of outfit colors vs. his normal subdued tones.
Many different sites are talking about how Netflix is "splitting up" so they have 1 company that deals with internet streaming and 1 that deals with DVD rental. Who cares? Lets talk about what is on the bottom right corner of that table! A freakin' Xbox controller!
This I used to watch this epic adventure as a cartoon when I was a kid. I do believe that the guys over at Funny or Die have made it better. I mean really, what would happen if Captain Planet became "over it." More plus a (kinda nsfw, due to cussing) video after the jump.
I had always told a good friend of mine that when they day comes, I want him to be a part of my plan to get my robot arm. The plan was this. Take a wall and cut a whole in it. Tie a rope around my arm focusing on the base nearest the shoulder. Tie it to his truck after putting my arm through the hole. FLOOR IT! YEEEEE HAW! Presto, new robot arm. Well that was the plan if I had medical insurance and it needed to look like an "accident."
Of course looking back now maybe ripping my arm out wouldn't be the best idea.
Today I Learned Something New shared today that we should all be glad we don't live in Georgia, USA. And for everyone who does live there, you can be excited that maybe, just maybe, you'll be the kind of mutant who will fly and set things on fire mentally.
Didn't ANYONE watch all those robot apocalypse movies over the years? Well, I did, and I can just tell ya: this is how it starts. First they're in our search engines learning about us through cookies, then they're in our phones learning how we type, then they're in our cars watching where we go and what we do in the car, next thing you know, they're in bed with us. Well, that is, if you don't already sleep with you phone wrapped in your hand's embrace. Who knows, you may have already done it with your phone. Don't think I don't know about those "sensual massage" apps. I just hope you stuck a condom on that thing. Phones are whores. That vibrating app hasn't helped just you, buddy, and it's not like your phone wouldn't go there for anyone. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah. Our phones are aliens that are studying us just so they can take over one day. There, I said it. You've been warned.
Anyway, if you also would get down and dirty with a robot and welcome our imminent sexy robot masters, watch the new Google Robocar race some hostages around a track in the above video.
Don't root for the little guy in this video. You'll only get hurt. This is a pretty mind-blowing video from blu . All I can say is, someone has a lot of time on their hands. And I'm jealous.