The Lotto Fails Again!

Would you rather be 1 number off your entire life or eat a used urinal cake? Apparently this guy chose 1 number off.
Via Obvious Winner

We Only Saw the Last-Minute Ending of Rise of Planet of the Apes

...where's my cataclysmic man-ape war?!

Well, that explains a lot. According to Badass Digest, the ending to the new Planet of the Apes movie originally was nothing like what any of us naive theatre-goers saw. Now, as much as I really, really enjoyed that movie (the CG was so fine I could have run up to the screen and rubbed myself all over it just to feel it's plushy awesomeness on my skin. I would have too if my feet hadn't gotten stuck to the floor with coca-cola marinated Mike 'n' Ikes), the ending threw me. I mean, where was the cataclysmic moment when they blew up the statue of liberty? They could have at least, I don't know...blown up SOMETHING. I mean, what's with these pacifist monkeys anyway? They were so justified. I was ready to watch sweet little Caesar eat someone in the end.

Read about the alternative ending after the jump.

Star Wars Blue-ray=3.5 out of 5. Original Movies still=5.5 out of 5

I thought it was a they were kidding, but apparently the interwebs weren't telling me a joke. The Blue-ray version of Star Wars has released it self all over my childhood on Blue-ray. And it isn't pretty. More blah blah blah after the jump.

HISHE: Captain America (video)

This pretty much was my entire train of thinking at the end of that movie. What a noob.

And... Lucas Fails AGAIN!

I am so mad I could smack a baby! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu