Time to break out Santa's milk and wookies!

How's it going, geeks? I know you're all excited for Christmas or some other holiday this December. Heck, maybe you're just excited because this year is almost over and we only have approximately 388 days until we either burn in a fiery Mayan demise or live, laugh, have a beer and die another day.

Whatever you may be looking forward to, I personally celebrate Christmas because I get presents. So, in order to get into the holiday spirit, I thought I'd help you decorate this year. I know, I'm always looking out for you. You can send me money as thanks. Or just worship me for being an a holiday geek goddess. And I don't want fruit or any crap like that...BRING ME YOUR ELECTRONICS!

Yes, the sweet aroma of burning silicon pleases me. So here it is, a list of sites with awesome decoration ideas...and of you're lucky, I might tell you a few of my own favorites after the jump.

A Lovely Day for a Star Wars Wedding

I've seen other Star Wars weddings, and I'm constantly wondering why I don't know anyone this epic. This one was really dedicated to detail...except for the fact that Anakin is getting married to his daughter. Confusing? A little bit. But their costumes look awesome.

(Via Youtube )

Strapped for Cash This Halloween? Problem Solved: Downloadable Masks

I know you're all sitting at home or work hoping some rock will turn over with 75 shiny dollars beneath it which you can use to buy something from your local halloween store's typical costumes, or else someone will come along and hand you a costume. Well, look no further! Techie G.'s got your number. Not really. I actually don't want your phone number. Unless you're a dying millionaire who desperately needs to unload all that cash...then we might have some things to talk about.

Regardless of your current bequeathing status, Super Punch has some great downloadable masks which will only cost you some printer paper (or, if you're REALLY ritzy, you can go down to Kinko's and print that sucker up, maybe get it laminated or something). As far as character choices, there's quite a bit of selection, from V. to Mark Zuckerberg.

Check them out here.

Vader Pwndizzles

As a rebuttal to TG's latest post, here is Darth Vader scratching the Imperial March.
PS. This is an uber old video.

Imperial March Dubstep?

Alright, alright, I don't know what you think about dubstep. Whether you embrace the wub or don't even know what the hell I'm talking about, I don't really care. Still, this version is pretty sweet. Start it at 0:40 if you want to skip the intro and get straight to the nitty gritty.

Star Wars Blue-ray=3.5 out of 5. Original Movies still=5.5 out of 5

I thought it was a they were kidding, but apparently the interwebs weren't telling me a joke. The Blue-ray version of Star Wars has released it self all over my childhood on Blue-ray. And it isn't pretty. More blah blah blah after the jump.

George C Scott watches Star Wars on Blu-ray

The Best Thing Since Cartoon Lunchboxes: Lunch Bag Art

I really don't know who would win the showdown here.

I can just hear him now, "Shllllrrr...This is your opponent, earthling..."

There are people in this world whom I would adopt as various family members. The guy who makes these is one of them. This Lunch Bag Art creating genius and artistic superman makes these for his kids during his lunch breaks. Best dad ever? Yes, I think so.

More pics of the most epic lunch bag art you've ever seen after the jump. Oh, and they aren't all Sci-Fi stuff either. Seriously, I think this Dad has seen just about everything out there, from anime to Calvin and Hobbes. ADOPT ME ALREADY, DUDE.

Randomness!

As random as I am, Techie G is more random (irl). As my poor attempt to be more random than TG, here are a bunch of random photos from around the interwebs. 

Star Wars: Family Tiff

WTF Lucas: If it ain't broke, why ruin it?!

So, I'm genuinely mortified by what I've been hearing about the new blu-ray Star Wars Trilogy that's coming out on September 6th. Now, Badass Digest has confirmed that Vader lets out an unbelievably unnecessary and climax-killing "Noooooooo!!" as he picks up the Emperor at the end of Return of the Jedi. Sorry if that was a spoiler for you...but if you've never seen the movie, you really don't deserve to be on planet earth.
Video after the jump.

Want Me Some of That Ewok-kabob

It is truly sad that Darthie only camps alone...

Tron Vader: Pic

Epic WIN.