Don't Step on My Poetry

Arguably, you could say building a machine to spray art kind of lowers the artistic value of the practice, but I'm always open to creativity in all it's forms. Unless it involves squirrels and any sort of gel. That's just sick and you should just stop. What?

Anyway, this guy made a machine that sprays out calligraphic poetry in water. Kudos to him for doing something no one has done!

The Explanation Behind Obi-Wan's New Call

 I'm back, kids. Yeah, yeah, you missed me SO much, I know. I can tell. The love is just radiating right through my browser. Hm, that might just be some form of deadly radiation, actually. Well, I'll believe it's love.

Anyway, I thought I'd share this piece of art. This video gave me high hopes of being totally entertained when the Blu-ray comes out, because hell, this is LMFAO hilarious, and I'm sure the millions of youtube comedians out there will continue to crank these out for years to come.

Anyway, if you're really bored and want to hear me complain/talk about all the cool stuff I was IN THE MIDDLE OF POSTING when the blackout killed my beloved computer (RIP, Barbarous Roman the Third), go to the jump.

The Best Thing Since Cartoon Lunchboxes: Lunch Bag Art

I really don't know who would win the showdown here.

I can just hear him now, "Shllllrrr...This is your opponent, earthling..."

There are people in this world whom I would adopt as various family members. The guy who makes these is one of them. This Lunch Bag Art creating genius and artistic superman makes these for his kids during his lunch breaks. Best dad ever? Yes, I think so.

More pics of the most epic lunch bag art you've ever seen after the jump. Oh, and they aren't all Sci-Fi stuff either. Seriously, I think this Dad has seen just about everything out there, from anime to Calvin and Hobbes. ADOPT ME ALREADY, DUDE.

Atari Jewelry Box for That Bling-Wearing Someone

 

 

Do you know a geek who has jewelry just randomly laying around their house? Well then this is the gift that will make their mother's day. These awesome Atari jewelry boxes come from Instructibles user annahowardshaw, and if I wouldn't lose appendages making it, I'd have one in an hour. Or a few days. Maybe a month. Nevermind.

Robots Galore

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Some awesome artwork from Richard Sargent (Hopewell Studios). Can you find WALL-E?

Star Trek Quilts

The Alligator Bride (from Etsy) just made my week. Quilts, quilts for everyone! Even trekkies (ok, ok, trekkers too...). To be honest, I've never thought of being swathed in the face of Kirk (and really, I'd be scared what he'd do to me in my sleep), and I bet that's why The Alligator Bride probably decided to skip the good captain and just make quilts with the faces of Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, Bones, and Nurse Chapel. There's also a pretty epic Cloaked Bird of Prey on one quilt (yes, you can still see it. It's not just a bunch of stars) which I admit is pretty clever.